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Dana Rogoz in Maxim

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Eram mic … o vedeam la Abracadabra , acum … o vad in Maxim.Mai multe poze pe patratelulrosu.

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money…

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Am reusit sa mai sparg 50 lei , asa pe mai nimik.Domeniu , “.com” ca nu am bani de “.ro” + Hosting.Toate astea in mai putin de 10 minute(de cand m-am hotarat , pana am platit).Noroc cu platile online , k altfel la lenea care ma “mangaie” de ceva vreme, multe luni ar fi trecut pana sa-mi iau domeniu.O singura obiectie , cei de la MxHost , dupa confirmarea platii prin efacturi.ro , nu au dat nici un semn.Macar un mail sa stiu si eu ca au primit banii si ca in x zile e totul gata.Dar au trecut doar 24 de ore, mai astept.

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Movies , finally…

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Am reusit sa ma uit la niste filme , dupa o indelungata pauza…

  • Mission Impossible 3 (2006) – Multi zic ca a fost slabut , mie mi-a placut.
  • Inside man (2006) – Loved the movie , desi la inceput parea previzibil.
  • War of the Worlds (2005) – Nu am vrut sa ma uit , dar mi sa recomandat pt Scary Movie 4.
  • Scary Moive 4 (2006) – Dragutz filmu , putin tras de par dar am ras la cateva faze.
  • Love and a Bullet (2002) – Chiar am pierdut vremea uitandu-ma la filmul asta.Nu stiu ce se vroia filmul , dar prea multa prostie in el.
  • Date Movie (2006) – Parodie dupa mai multe filme gen Hitch, Meet the Fockers, Shallow Hal (cu Gwyneth Paltrow) sau emisiuni gen Pimp my Ride.Am adormit la el…

Urmeaza : Just My Luck (2006), Down in the Valley (2005), Dead Man’s Shoes (2004), R.V. (2006).

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de pe mess 2

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Stiai ca in corpul omenesc exista un nerv care face legatura intre globul tau ocular si anus? Se numeste Nervul Optic Anal, si este responsabil de viziunea cacacioasa despre viata. Daca nu credeti, incercati sa va smulgeti un fir de par din cur sa vedeti cum va dau lacrimile!

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de pe mess

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.” “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country…….we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives……..” “Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’.

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